Pop Quiz: What do the above humans have in common, other than being stars of a moderately mediocre TV series and bronzed demi-god/esses of perfection?
If you guessed vegetarianism--well, duh. It's literally in the title of the blog post. That was a pretty easy quiz.
Last night, after a grueling session of lifting 3 pound weights with my new wonderfully Guido-ed out trainer, Tony (I don't have a picture of Tony, because that would be creepy, but he very closely resembles this guy, except even darker in fake-tan pigmentation), I decided to take the next step on my summer get-life-in-order/become extremely fit plan.
Until I get back to Vanderbilt, I have decided I will be a vegetarian. I've always been the type of person who doesn't eat red meat or pork, except for the occasional late night hot dog, and starting yesterday, I have decided to give up meat for good and not eat chicken, turkey, bacon (ugh!), or other meat products until August 20th. I am slightly cheating, as usual, in that I will still eat fish and shellfish, but all animals with feet and feathers and fur are officially off limits.
I don't think I have ever actually given anything up before-Jews don't celebrate lent, bad Jews don't fast, I don't have any allergies, I've never smoked enough to feel the need to quit...this should be interesting.
Veggie burgers and Kristen Bell's abs, here we comeeeeee.
Thank God we can still go for SUSHI! I would talk you out of it, otherwise.
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